Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Read this somewhere…

It’s so cool. Yeah J (I’m not talking to myself, I mean “the other J”) it was your Christmas gift I was referring to and NOT the horse porn stuff, but right now, even that sounds cooooool.

Ok, getting back to what I started with, here goes...

It all began with a world. Then there was God. No. Wait. I think (S)He came first. Forget it. Then God made stuff. Included in this stuff was a guy named Satan (or was it Michael). Anyway, some of this stuff was alive and the rest was just kinda sitting there but Michael had too much salt put in his corn and started to ruin everything for everybody. And I mean EVERYBODY. People killed people. Laws were made. More people killed more people. God killed a bunch of ‘em. And now we have Home Depot.

2 Comments:

Blogger j said...

You are sooooo cool. As for the horse porn--I don't think santa will bring that. Now as for reindeer...

I haaaate Home Depot. Not as much as Costco--you saw my blog--but lots.

For Christmas--get msn. It would be fun to chat.

The other J.

1:43 pm  
Blogger J said...

Thanx J, u r so cooooooooooooooooooool too. But i'm cooler :-p

2:56 pm  

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