Monday, August 01, 2005

The weather's just right. And you're probably dreaming about going home right about now, making yourself a giant-sized sandwich, a yummy cocktail drink, taking off your shoes and settling in for a nice lazy afternoon of DVD watching, with no one at home.
But since you're at fucking work on a Monday – which is incidentally way better than working on a Sunday – you can’t!!!

Now that’s my second good deed for the day.
Oh, and you're welcome cuz I’m going to hell anyway.

It's fine. I’m totally comfortable with that fact. I accept it.

But let's get the reasons straight. Not that you care, but I do, and this is my blog.

I'm going to hell for drinking vodka for breakfast, handing out cigarettes to small children, throwing food at people’s faces, mixing toxic stuff in water and for an unfortunate string of incidents back in 2003 that involved a… aah, no, I’m not telling you guys! I don’t want any more bloggers turned blackmailers.

What the hell, I’m going to hell anyway, and I’m not going to hell specifically for doing this.

It’s another maddening no-work-to-do kinda Monday and I’m pretending to work. Shhhhh

16 Comments:

Blogger @$#!$# said...

Hey enjoy your trip...

and while you are out there, just put in a word or two for me...

if i can live in the office daily, well, hell is nothing.

12:40 pm  
Blogger . : A : . said...

Vodka for breakfast ... very interesting!

:-)

2:36 pm  
Blogger Once the Conman said...

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaha...

ROTFL...

Hillarious...

BTW, I used to have beer for/with breakfast.
Vodka? really?

6:13 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont worry Ms Jayaraman,

The devil ensures a nice evening at Hell. Complimented with au-gratin and sula red

6:20 pm  
Blogger Golden Words said...

And you're probably dreaming about going home right about now, making yourself a giant-sized sandwich, a yummy cocktail drink, NO ...its not the weather.. i do that everytime...

and its not just mondays i pretend to work..its all the days..i figure by the time they figure i dont do work, i would clock enough experience to get a better job in another company...

10:23 pm  
Blogger Woodooz said...

Lol ! I liked the reduced fonts in the end that signified whispering :O)

Not that I intend to become a blackmailer, but it wud be nice to know. Mail me if u think u cannot mention that in ur blog.

11:01 pm  
Blogger mortal thoughts said...

Vodka aint bad at all. Just make sure you drink it with a straw though :)

11:50 pm  
Blogger gvenum said...

Hey lady!! You need to get in line for hell. I was there first:)..Can you pick up a martini mix on the way(I got the taquila)

3:41 am  
Blogger Sudipta Chatterjee said...

I had heard about Monday-Morning-Blues but this one seems straight out of the Red Chilli Sauce. Hee hee... get to Mumbai for a change.

4:47 pm  
Blogger Ram said...

;-).. some very interesting posts that you have in your blog..

thanks for dropping by my blog and hope to see you around..

9:26 pm  
Blogger Manu said...

:-)
speakin of beer...*ahem*.

11:30 pm  
Blogger Rob said...

Oh did you fill out the extra form to become a tour guide in hell? That's this line over here that I'm in LOL

1:45 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like Hell is the more prefered destination these days.. thanks to cheap air-fares.
all credits to devil!

11:42 am  
Blogger J said...

@#$%* ~ Trip? Wot trip? I’m not moving anywhere for the next 5 years. Will look for a place there for u if u give a big fat rent advance :)

A ~ u must try it. Trust me ;)

Conman ~ Finally!!! Someone knows wot I’m talking abt! :D

The Devil ~ Oh, that’s so kind of you… thank u so much for the hospitality. *bows*

GGW ~ Shuddup Kiddo! Me will give u better lessons on procrastinating ok?

Somu ~ Ahem… wot if my mails r hacked :-?

Mortal thoughts ~ Straws??? Naaaaaaaaah. Too sissy :-p

Gvenum ~ I’m all packed up now. Pick me up at 8 will ya? :)

Sudipto ~ Eeeeiiisssh, mumbai aabaar ke jaabe. I took ur advice, didi got wild n she said – go to hell :-p

Ram ~ Sure thing!

Manu ~ hehe... yeah I know! Temme when? ;)

Rob ~ Well u c, I filled no forms… I got automatic admission. But u can show me around when I’m there :D

Anon ~ Does devil run an airline?

12:19 pm  
Blogger cappucinno said...

hahah-man ur funny-did u really sell ciggies to kids??

11:10 pm  
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