Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I do weird stuff when I’m alone at home.

I have both the television and the radio on. But I don’t watch either of it.

I get busy rifling through my sister’s room, trying out her clothes, doing a lil number in front of the mirror.

Then I mix up some redbull with vodka. Dress up the glass. And drink it up in one gulp.

I pull out a hidden pack of weed. I make chili cheese toast.

Hmm

I make crank calls. Fix up a blind date.

I sing whatever’s playing on my playlist, really loudly.
I sing out loud, with my eyes closed, imagining I’m performing for a huge audience, millions of fans, with faces as anticipating as mine, looking at me.

I’ll feel high after a song or two, and have this sudden urge to compose something beautiful, something that’s a piece of art.

And I finally end up with experiencing a pseudo-inspiration and return to blogging.

I turn off my music and write in silence.

25 Comments:

Blogger anantha said...

Chilli Cheese toast.. Have to try that one. Have to try weed sometime too.

8:05 pm  
Blogger Golden Words said...

i'll come here but i wont read ur posts..hows that?

9:05 pm  
Blogger Golden Words said...

no food huh!! sure..

9:07 pm  
Blogger death said...

sheesh. life of a crawling fear of eternal darkness and deep mists of innocence fogged :)

10:37 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what you see when you watch radio
you see music no. no???
or you see radio. no. no??
what you see when you see radio?????

12:31 pm  
Blogger J said...

airite... mistake.
i dont see radio.
big deal.
now scoot.

12:44 pm  
Blogger death said...

well i see the radio too. whats wrong with that folks.

Let Miss J be!!!

:P

12:47 pm  
Blogger chaos said...

u did crank call... fixed blind date... well i didn't rcv any ;)

mine was similar state y'day... my TV was on... my comp was running with some video... and i was into search mode... (random search!)... with a cup of nescafe in hand...

so i know what you mean...

1:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why you make mistake and make me point out mistake. why this world make me do pointings out? i wanna dance like daler mahendi. can you teaching me. please to teach me be daler

1:56 pm  
Blogger J said...

chaos, u didnt gimme ur no ;)

2:07 pm  
Blogger Jax said...

Where is the weird stuff your subject line promised??:D Coast clear.All normal.

2:28 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes. the one who is saying it is weird is weird. she is not neetika. someone is posting nonsense in my name. why would it make any difference to me if there are only 12 comments. i am neetika and i wanna dance like daler paaji. bolo tarara bolo tarara bolo tararara rararara.

3:40 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why wuld u dance like me..... no one can dance like me...i AM THE BEST!!!

n esp no chor can dance like me....how can u post as neetika when u r neetika.....fraud..."we all will sue u"
yes!! " we will sue u "

3:59 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" we all will sue u, yes.. we all will sue u!!!!"
"we all will sue u!!!!"
"we all will sue u!!!!!"

4:09 pm  
Blogger J said...

All u neetikas. Chill. I can do without comments.

4:19 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay, J

4:23 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

today is really very BURNING CHILL outside!!!
ahaaaaaaa.............

4:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am so HOZZZT!!!
how can i chill??

4:32 pm  
Blogger madhavan said...

o you who asks whether everyone has gone mad: are you the real neetika or are you the neetika who's not neetika.

4:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUD-DA maddy aa gaya. BILLI maddy aa gaya. meow meow. Bole tara rara bole tara rara. Main hoo neetika. woh toh char sau bees hai. Bole tara rara bole tara rara.

4:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh no!!
no one is mad...neither maddy nor neetika.
only i am mad
only i am mad
only i am mad
"main to hun pagal, yeh kahun har pal"

5:05 pm  
Blogger madhavan said...

And to add a final twist into this tragic drama before I head for home, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you our very special guest of the evening, the one and only...

GUUUUUUUUURRRRRT GOBAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

J, all bricks should be addressed to the telephone booth where I pine for you every Saturday at 6 sharp

5:14 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh madhavan!!
tu papiee...durachariee...atayachariee...

u have done d biggest sin by posting these weird comments by using my name....
"i m gonna sue u "
"i m gonna sue u "

5:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have some imagination girl!!! Keep this up and one day you will write that blockbuster song!

9:33 am  
Blogger Rob said...

I didn't find any of that weird... but then people like to call me Abby.... Abby-normal :)

8:19 pm  

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