Monday, January 16, 2006

It’s getting boring in here, don't you think?

It’s time to spice up some lives

So…

I declare tomorrow as Panty Line Day!

If you get the mail, you’ll know what to do.

I case you forget, you’ll remember right after you see enough of horrid panty line faux pas to know what day it is.

*HINT*
If your lingerie is so tight that you have stuff bulging above them, and below them - do NOT wear them. It is NOT cute, for heaven’s sake. Buy different ones. Wear different pants. DO something, please!
And if you think you’ve lost a bit of weight and you’re really excited about wearing a smaller size in your pants, please… you do not have to buy them a size smaller to accentuate it.
And… bulging fat over skintight low rise jeans, movin n shakin over high heels… disgusting!


I think I’m skipping work tomorrow.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, that's exactly how I've begun to judge thinness. Overhang bad. Neatly pressed in, good; even if it just happened to be a larger piece of fabric.

7:20 pm  
Blogger death said...

hee hee :P

8:43 am  
Blogger madhavan said...

How about the menfolk?
Couldn't you please announce an Underwear Day too? Imagine the marketing possibilites. VIP, Rupa, Tommy Hilfiger, big bucks there, I tell you...
Or you could have a Langoti Day and get the Vishwa Hindu Parishad footing the bill. But that would entail some risk. But then you know all about risk, dontya...

10:22 am  
Blogger J said...

@pundit
Yeah right. I think I'm gonna change a few pieces of my wardrobe too.

@madhavan
eeeeeeeeks. I'd rather watch those disgusting women instead.

11:35 am  
Blogger The Wandering Hermit said...

a field day for VPL afficienado's : (Visible Panty Lines).. The title of the post was a Metallica song name but not the words,,,just like you have The Cranberries Title in the post above this one...
cheers
z

5:17 pm  
Blogger Lost in trance... said...

so how did it go? i guess follow-ups wuda made a great read ! :)

4:18 am  

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